【画像】アメリカ人「おい見ろよこれwwwジャップのBBQwwwwww」

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1: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:32:07.052 ID:i00dQjCHa

アメリカ人「ペラっペラの肉焼いてるwwwwwwwwwwwwwww」

2: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:32:29.241 ID:bAoRbecu0
油はねそう

 

3: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:32:37.823 ID:nHWp4/ZR0
見るトコそこかよ

 

4: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:33:15.905 ID:ZV1lXrdY0
これくらいの肉がええんや

 

5: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:34:07.643 ID:yZJyIyWpa
これマジで肉?革の切れ端にしか見えん

 

6: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:34:20.644 ID:s9UeRZYo0

まあ、アメリカ人のバーベキューへの思い入れは凄まじいものがあるからな。
海外赴任中に取引先のデブに、ディナー奢ったお礼に誘われて、嫌々行ってみたんだが、
まず肉が凄い。キロ単位で塊で買ってくる。手土産に持ってった肉をみて「それじゃ足りないよ、
貧乏人」という顔をする。エコノミックアニマルはいつまでも肉食には慣れないらしい、みたいな。
絶対、その肉4キロより、俺が買ってきた肉500gの方が高い。っつうか、それほぼ脂身じゃねえか。
で、デブが肉を切る。やたら切る。不良風のデブ娘とデブ息子もこのときばかりは親父を尊敬。
普段、目もあわせないらしいガキがダディクールとか言ってる。郷ひろみか? 畜生、氏ね。
鉄板も凄い、まず汚ねぇ。こげとかこびりついてる。 洗え。洗剤で洗え。つうか買い換えろ。
で、やたら焼く。焼いてデブ一家で食う。良い肉から食う。ゲストとかそんな概念一切ナシ。
ただただ、食う。デブが焼いて、デブがデブ家族に取り分ける。俺には回ってこない。畜生。
あらかた片付けた後、「どうした食ってないじゃないか?」などと、残った脂身を寄越す。畜生。
で、デブ一家、5キロくらい肉を食った後に、みんなでダイエットコークとカロリーカットのビールを飲む。
「今日は僕も飲んじゃう」とかデブ息子が言う。おまえ、酒どころか絶対薬やってるだろ?
デブ娘も「ああ、酔っちゃった、あなた素敵ね」とか言う。こっち見んな、殺すぞ。
デブ妻が「太っちゃったわね」とか言って、デブ夫が「カロリーゼロだから大丈夫さ」とか言う。
アメリカンジョークの意味がわかんねえ。畜生、何がおかしいんだ、氏ね。

まあ、おまえら、アメリカ人にバーベキュー誘われたら、要注意ってこった。

 

10: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:36:06.492 ID:+3m/9q1R0
>>6
コレを見に来た

 

27: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:42:02.139 ID:lFUuB1zf0
>>6
クソ懐かしい

 

50: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 23:19:57.208 ID:mVt8TBMH0
>>6
20年近く立っても色褪せない名コピペ

 

9: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:36:00.035 ID:0D+OZ7eM0
運動したことない腹してるな

 

12: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:37:19.830 ID:nTOzYKaoM
真ん中の肉最高に美味そう

 

14: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:37:59.759 ID:TbHLISX+0
これはいい肉

 

16: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:39:06.394 ID:7dsY+01a0
どういう状況なんすかねこれ

 

17: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:39:40.979 ID:Zou+VZiX0
油でギットギトになりそう

 

18: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:39:47.637 ID:5t872gVg0
油でもはねて火傷したら、この娘たち商品価値下がらない?
意外と命懸けな仕事だな

 

19: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:39:48.020 ID:74B25l7G0
お友達になりたいなあ

 

20: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:39:54.308 ID:MZ6vP8bL0

 

24: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:40:33.111 ID:1jtCRsiya
>>20
すげーいい匂いしそう
食いたくないけど

 

28: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:42:21.825 ID:nHWp4/ZR0
>>20
きっと撮ってる側に20人くらいいるんだろう
そうだろ?

 

57: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 23:31:12.687 ID:u52axQSVM
>>20
ダディクール!

 

23: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:40:21.657 ID:KI22RUC6d
火傷したらやばい

 

26: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:41:20.125 ID:QZtUKTiK0
メイドええなぁヤリたい

 

30: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:42:59.566 ID:Tjgr49QS0
こういうウエイトレスにすればクズ肉で焼肉屋やっても高級店並みの値段に出来そうだな

 

31: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:43:05.083 ID:y3caPtjH0
俺も女に生まれて混ざりたかったな

 

35: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:44:09.417 ID:iafIxzlV0
ヨダレ出てきた

 

41: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:49:59.968 ID:C7I/rnsc0

レポーター:「確かに最近ニューヨークでは日本産牛肉を売り物にした高級レストランが増えている。
日本産の牛肉はそんなに美味いのか? 私は自分でそれを確かめるべく、
ニューヨークで一番人気といわれるレストランXX(店名忘れた)に足を運んだ。」

レポーターの前に出されるステーキ。日本人の目から見ると結構な大きさがあるが、
レポーターは「信じられるかい? こんなちっぽけなステーキが300ドルもするんだ!」と大げさに驚く。
ステーキを口にするレポーター。
しばらく沈黙。

レポーター:(神妙な口調で)「……我々がこれまで食べていたのはサンダルの底だった」

 

44: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 22:54:34.526 ID:iiqyLekY0
右の胸肉は食べかけで凹んでるのか?
腹肉の方が出てるぞ

 

51: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 23:21:39.349 ID:X2Ck7M0Td

 

52: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 23:22:58.978 ID:nHWp4/ZR0
>>51
(´・ω・`)あーあ

 

54: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 23:28:58.977 ID:Zy4i4Qzl0
>>51
ジャップさぁ…

 

47: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/06/17(木) 23:02:59.855 ID:t5Y78p7Na
肉に全く目がいかん

 

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