白バイに捕まったけど見事に論破wwwwwwwww

その他・雑談
1: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:38:47.670 ID:Zbhlzk8t0

白バイ「うぃーんwww」

俺「うえい?」

白バイ「すいませーん!なんで止めたかわかりますか?ニコニコ」

俺「スピード?」

白バイ「そうです!ちなみに何キロぐらい出してました?」

俺「80ぐらい?(本当は90)」

白バイ「そうですね!83キロなので23キロオーバーです!」

俺「いやいやそのくらいまけてよw普通に流れに乗っただけやんw」

白バイ「前に車いましたか?」

俺「いや・・・」

白バイ「ちなみにあそこの制限速度何キロかわかりますか?」

俺「60?」

白バイ「50キロなんですよ!」

白バイ「でもその区間で止めちゃうと30キロオーバーで一発免停になっちゃうんですよね!」

白バイ「なので60キロの区間まで待って止めさせてもらいました!ニコニコ」

俺「ありがどうございばずうううう!サインしまずううううう( ノД`)…」

まじ白バイ神対応

13: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:42:00.296 ID:7zyaKjcWM

>>1さん???

は?

 

2: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:39:28.531 ID:XaWAMV4U0
即落ちじゃねーかwwww

 

3: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:39:29.917 ID:deQz1gL60
やさしい世界

 

4: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:40:02.869 ID:CIo3l8q10
サンキューポリス

 

6: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:40:18.843 ID:KlhBQW6A0
ええ話や

 

7: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:40:27.495 ID:qfUuszsD0
そんないい奴この世にいるんか

 

10: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:41:29.185 ID:9F+KfRe20
これはできる白バイ

 

17: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:43:12.326 ID:ZOLn8J2Qa
見事に論破されたって話か

 

19: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:43:18.350 ID:c7Zshshm0
こんなん言われたら俺も速サインしちまうわ

 

22: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:44:54.764 ID:Zbhlzk8t0
白バイって見事に死角につけてくるけどどうやったら気付けるん?

 

26: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:46:16.068 ID:xWHx6Xfa0
違反者をキレさせないための常套句

 

33: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:49:21.079 ID:Zbhlzk8t0
>>26
そうとはわかってても事実だからなぁ

 

28: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:46:37.534 ID:g0ubS7LFa
しばらく緊急走行でついてきてたはずだよね?なんで気付かないの?周り見れないなら運転するのやめたら

 

35: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:49:59.775 ID:Zbhlzk8t0
>>28
ラジオ爆音で聞いてたし気付いたときにはサイレン鳴らした白バイが隣におったで

 

36: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:50:35.675 ID:bEC2O32Q0
ネタみたいな感じで体験談話してるけど普通にゴミクズだから迷惑がかからない事故で勝手に死んで欲しい

 

38: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:51:26.335 ID:Zbhlzk8t0
>>36
いやいやガラガラの糞広い3車線の国道だぞ?
事故る要素なんかゼロだは

 

76: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 22:14:56.510 ID:qsUoOwHV0
優しいと見せかけて警察側も赤切符切ると
色々面倒なんじゃなかったか

 

90: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 22:25:20.947 ID:HekiYhtf0
>>76
赤切符は罰金なので国庫に入る
青切符は反則金で県警に入る
なので青を取った方が警察にとっては得なのよ

 

99: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 22:41:29.254 ID:knwl6XZud
>>76
赤切符は裁判だから調書取ったり送検したりクソ面倒臭い

 

77: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 22:15:16.590 ID:oxMNMkJc0
一般道で90は免許返納お願いします

 

93: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 22:32:58.194 ID:vkvCGPVKa
原付で50キロ出してたら後ろにランプ光らせた白バイ見えて減速したら
ランプ消えて通り過ぎてったわ
あれ速度測られてたらアウトだったのかな

 

112: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/07(土) 00:35:07.434 ID:LCs5DxZR0
あるあるじゃん
オービス光らせた時も高速かっ飛ばした時も免停ギリギリか一日免停であいつら調整する
罰金えげつないけどな

 

46: 名無しさん@暇なサラリーマン 2021/08/06(金) 21:53:08.569 ID:CPu8YpRw0
赤信号無視しない限り時間的には大して変わらないのによくもまぁバカみたいなスピード出すやついるよな

 

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